Frustrating Drivel

"What's this?" Asked Mungo
"What's what?"
"This note on the door."
"I don't know, what does it say?"
'I'm watching you!' replied Mungo
"Who's watching me?" Asked Jerry, sitting in his executive leather
chair in his squalid port-a-cabin office.
"I don't know, it doesn't say"
Jerry swivelled round in his chair and pulled the blinds apart, poking
his nose through them he saw who was watching him.
"Holy fuck" he exclaimed
"What is it?" asked Mungo.
"There's a camera crew out there!"
"What the real ale people?"
"No you moron, the television people!"
Mungo, stood silently for a second staring at Jerry's back."What do
they want?"
"I don't know,"said Mungo, shutting the blinds, "maybe this has
something to do with your...."