I'm Dreaming of a White Easter
By h jenkins
Sun, 31 Mar 2013
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I’m dreaming of a white Easter,
Arctic winters have been cloned;
Icebergs line the river,
Brass monkeys shiver,
Global Warming is postponed.
I’m dreaming of a white Easter,
With every chocolate egg that’s sold.
Now the days are frosty and cold,
Still the Banker's eggs are made of gold.
I’m dreaming of a white Easter,
Just listen to the weatherman –
Central heating leaking,
The wind is shrieking,
It’s all a Coalition plan.
I’m dreaming of a white Easter,
The freeze is worse than Christmastide.
Though you may feel cruelly denied,
You just wait till we’re all crucified.
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It's always good to read a
It's always good to read a new one of yours Helvigo. This made me laugh. I hope that your nosing ahead of times winged chariot, and that you are in good spirits and health.
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depressingly apt. Horrible
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depressingly apt. Horrible isn't it. Quite right to blame the government!
Could you possibly do something with the teaser to make it U rated? It goes on the general page, so it doesn't matter what rating you've given the actual piece. Nice to see you back Helvigo, and I'm sorry about your loss
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