Bank Holiday At A&E

Have fun during the holidays,
But be careful what you do, 
Or you could end up in A&E
Waiting in a queue.

You could go and grab a ball,
Take it to the park,
Then you slip and sprain your wrist,
That would be a lark!

Take a trip to the zoo,
See the bears and apes,
Fall in an enclosure,
get in lots of scrapes.

Maybe have a round of golf,
But listen out for "Fores!"
With golf ball in the head,
You'll have been in the wars.

An afternoon in the garden,
Planting up the veg,
When the spade goes thru' your wellie,
It really has an edge.

Go and see a movie,
A film with that Brad Pitt,
Starting choking on your popcorn,
Can make you have a fit.

Have a little something
At your favourite inn,
You slip, you trip,
and lacerate your skin.

Go and watch the footie,
The oppositions fans are drunk,
A fist or knife,
Will get you in a funk.

Have fun during the holidays,
But be careful what you do, 
Or you could end up in A&E
Waiting in a queue.