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I have 13 stories published in
4 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 5801 times
and 3 of my stories have been cherry picked.
Adam C. Cook
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My stories
The Hypertension Tango
I'm a man with hypertension, that's high blood pressure to you, I wore a 24-hour monitor to confirm that this was true. I have to take two pills...
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- 230 reads
Boob Job
Please forgive if, for this one, I sound a little coy, Because it's largely for the ladies, and I am but a boy. So please do pay attention (although...
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- 200 reads
A Load of Balls
Listen, fellas, gather round there's something you must know, The time has come to talk about, well, "down below" Ladies you can listen in, if there'...
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- 286 reads
All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas is another lateral flow test, Just so that I can gag and sneeze and feel that I am blessed. There's nothing quite so...
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- 372 reads
Bank Holiday At A&E
Some of the many reasons people end up in Accident & Emergency rooms during Bank Holidays...
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- 428 reads