Hug An Analyst, Today!

Have you seen your analyst looking all pale and wan,
Affix'd to their computer, never seeing the sun,
Gazing at their data, checking every number,
Looking out for troughs and peaks, without recourse to slumber.
Deadlines come and deadlines go - all met with charts and tables,
All correct and proper with titles and with labels.
Filling days with endless hours of tireless crunching data,
From dawn to dusk running queries (sometimes even later!)

Your analyst works hard to to give you meaningful support,
Facts for every meeting, and evidence for your report.
To keep your analyst happy and from making a mistake,
You must make sure they're fully fuelled with beer and with cake.
Do not let your analyst feel glum or too downhearted,
Give them something interesting, let them finish what they've started.
If you see an analyst looking sad and worn away,
Then you must do your duty and hug an analyst today!