Ancient Jedi Writes the Alphabet

By hudsonmoon

Sat, 01 Oct 2011
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A brief communique.

Dear Earth family,

Greetings! Humanity is just knowing love motivates.
Nymphomaniacs on planet quite remarkably sane to utilize vices.

With xxx’s,

Yoda Zordonian*

*I didn't know he had a last name either. But then again I wasn't introduced to the full story until I got my hands on Star Wars: The Story George Lucas Did Not Want You to Know! Fascinating stuff, really. Did you know that as a college student, Obi-Wan Kenobi was a barista at a local Starbucks? Or that Darth Vader earned beer money posing nude for an art class? I couldn't recommend this book highly enough.

Certificate U
Story
Humour

Comments

Submitted by Highhat on
You've done it again !I hop0e you are not dreaming about the alphabet at night??? ;D

Submitted by oldpesky on
I think he counts letters instead of sheep to help him nod off. That's assuming he does sleep.

Submitted by hudsonmoon on
Yes, and this is no joke, I can't seem top stop. I've been trying to read this Vonnegut book for the past week and I can't seem to get past the first paragraph without getting the urge to write one of these damn things. I have a notebook filled with unfinished alphabet tales. Oldpesky and Pia, it's good of you to stop in and read these things. They actually take some work. Sometimes my brain hurts. lol.