Spike,s In The Boot

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Spike,s In The Boot
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The late Peter Sellers was always worried about one thing or another.He
also took cars "on approval" saying that he would eventually buy one if
it came up to scratch.One night he drove a Rolls Royce round to the
flat of his pal Spike Milligan.He told hm that there was a knocing
sound coming rom the boot of the expensive car Peter told Spike that he
was definitely going to buy the car if only he knew what the noise
was.He asked Spike to get in the boot and he would drive around
Chelsea.When Spike found the source of the noise he was to mark it with
a bit of chalk.For some reason Spike only had his pyjamas on.They drove
around and were stopped by a police car for acting suspiciously.The
policeman heard muffled sounds coming from the boot.Peter opened it and
there was Spike lying down with a piece of chalk staring at them.All
the policeman said was "Oh its you!!".