Breaking news
By IsntLifeBrilliant
Mon, 25 Oct 2010
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Sanctions have been imposed.
This is breaking news.
The sovereign republic of ‘bed’ has closed its borders, for now.
Nothing gets in and nothing gets out.
Recent cuts in defence spending have left the southern regions exposed to foreign influences and as a result my feet are cold.
Extremist and deviant revolutionaries are operating outside these majestic borders but we are confident, for the time being, that we can hold them off and stay true to the values upon which this fair republic was founded.
At least for another five minutes or so. Then I’ll get up and shower.
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so clever! I liked this a
Permalink Submitted by maggyvaneijk on
so clever! I liked this a lot :)
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made me laugh - thanks isn't
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made me laugh - thanks isn't
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Yes, very funny this and
Permalink Submitted by RachelPatricia on
Yes, very funny this and much enjoyed. Well done on the cherry :)
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You efficiency and wit
Permalink Submitted by The Big Bad G on
You efficiency and wit (presumably hand in hand when you talk as well) are to be admired. Loved the defence spending para.
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