Let's get critical

Let’s get critical (29th March, 2011)

Stick your rock in my hard place. My headspace
reels with your insults: ‘fuck this’, ‘fuck that’. Do
you like my writing now with the added
expletives you seem to favour so much?
Good stuff, old chaps! Just turn the page if my
age offends you, flattering as it is
to be thought under it. Yes, substance! Now,
that’s more like it, eh? For who gives a toss
about the basic stuff in which I place
my trust? Spit the stones out when you’re done with
sucking on my cherries like they’re sour grapes;
this is comment rape. Can’t you show some love?

I think you’ll find your own words lying dull,
limp and lifeless in your lap. Void and null.