New Year's Resolution

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By jennifer

Mon, 01 Jan 2024
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New Year’s Resolution 

 

Jennifer Pickup (01.01.2024) 

 

Another New Year, a new 

resolution you won’t keep! 

Oh, let me take a rough guess: 

A diet for that new dress? 

Have you resolved to drink less, 

save more money, get more sleep? 

Catch up with all your old friends, 

clear up the past, make amends, 

get a new girl- or boy-friend, 

or stop being such a sheep? 

 

Another New Year, a chance 

to find paths to which we’ll keep, 

Shall we all hit the reset? 

How long it lasts we’ll all bet! 

This time next year we’ll regret 

the paths chose were far too steep; 

that we’re not thinner, richer,  

less of a drinker, better, 

happier, etcetera, 

and we will all swear or weep. 

 

Hey, on this New Year, don’t seek 

a new challenge for a thrill, 

don’t join a club or new gym, 

or sign up for anything – 

you can’t afford to begin 

something that requires will! 

You won’t read a book a week, 

a new language learn to speak, 

find the inner peace you seek, 

or climb up that massive hill! 

 

Let’s, on this New Year, agree 

to set goals we can achieve! 

Call the loved ones time to time, 

put up that new washing line, 

smile a bit more than you cry – 

in these dreams you can believe! 

To get out of bed each day, 

to clean out the microwave… 

See what I’m trying to say? 

A resolution reprieve! 

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Comments

Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on

with you all the way, until this:

to clean out the microwave…

< narrows eyes >

how often are we talking about?

 

Submitted by jennifer on

...working up to doing mine. Once in a blue moon, perhaps?! Sometime in 2024...

J x

 

Submitted by airyfairy on

Enjoyed this very much. Although I am rather with insert on the microwave question. Ditto the actual oven.

Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on

I was quite pleased she didn't mention the actual oven : )

 

Submitted by jennifer on

I'm not going near the oven - I don't use it, anyway! I think you can pay people to clean ovens...

J x

 

Submitted by celticman on

not sure about the microwave either. Other stuff. yeh, probably. 

 

Submitted by jennifer on

...that struggles to clean the microwave!

I feel I have hit somewhat of a common nerve here, which is reassuring!

Adulting - it's not for everyone!

J x

 

Submitted by airyfairy on

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Submitted by jennifer on

What an honour, thank you - such a great boost to my writing confidence for the New Year of 2024!

J x

 

Submitted by Turlough on

I clean our microwave once a year whether it needs it or not. In doing that I feel less guilty about ignoring the World Health Organisation's humanitarian disaster that rages on top of the fridge-freezer.

Great poem. It made me smile.

Turlough

Submitted by jennifer on

...to do the microwave. Top of the fridge/freezer is clear and regularly wiped over because it's easy.

I think, upon reflection, dusting is the worst job, when you have photos and ornaments and piles of to-read books everywhere. Should have put that in!

Thank you!

J x

 

Submitted by D G Moody on

Spot on Jennifer. I find it impossible to set targets, though my wife and I decide on limiting our alcohol intake, but first we needed a drink for that. As for learning a language - I once tried learning Esperanto, hoping it might prove useful when I visited the country.

Dougie Moody

Submitted by jennifer on

...is a useless concept for me, as everyone gives me bottles of wine for Christmas! 

I find setting some targets easy - the bigger the better, such as a new qualification - but others incredibly difficult, like the ones mentioned in the poem, which are all very personal!

Cheers!

J x

 

Submitted by Jane Hyphen on

I think this must resonate with most of us. Setting ourselves up to fail before the year's even got going. I love the final verse, achievable goals instead of aspirational ones. Perfect POTD for the season.

 

Submitted by jennifer on

...about the percentage of resolutions set on New Year that actually get achieved by 31st Dec.

I'm sure I haven't achieved most of mine, not that I can remember what they all were, but certainly the ones in the fist three stanzas of the poem are regularly featured!

Hence me setting the ones in the last stanza this year! Small steps!

J x