GOERGE BUSH'S POODLE

INTRO:
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN;
WE ARE SORRY TO HAVE TO INTERRUPT THIS
LIVE WEEKLY BROADCAST OF
THE HOME ENTERTAINMANT HOUR:

WE´VE JUST RECIEVED UNCONFIRMED REPORTS FROM THE WHITEHOUSE IN OUR NATIONS CAPITAL:
AT 2:30 THIS AFTERNOON A TERRORIST ROCKET WAS FIRED ACROSS THE WHITEHOUSE LAWN ENTERING THE WINDOW OF THE
PRESIDENTIAL POODLE ROOM
IN THE WEST WING OF THE WHITEHOUSE

ACCORDING TO THE PRESIDENTS ITINERARY,
THE PRESIDENT WAS DINING
IN THE PRESIDENTIAL POODLE ROOM
WITH HIS FAVORITE POODLE TONY
AT THE MOMENT OF DETONATION

TONY IS REPORTED TO HAVE TAKEN THE FULL IMPACT OF THE EXPLOSION:
UNDIGESTED POODLE SOUP FROM TONYS STOMACH
IS SAID TO HAVE SPLATTERED THE PRESIDENT
IN THE FACE:
LEAVING HIM SPEECHLESS FOR 18 MINUTES

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WE ARE AWAITING FURTHER DETAILS CONCERING THESE TRAGIC
EVENTS IN OUR NATIONS CAPITAL:
SO PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS AND
WE WILL RETURN YOU NOW TO OUR
LIVE WEEKLY BROADCAST OF
THE HOME ENTERTAINMANT HOUR:
THANK YOU VERY MUCH