Julian asks about Hairdressers

Ok, today will be different, today I will be calm. He's just put a spoonful of shreddies in his mouth. Here we go, 1..2..

"Mum?"

3.. spot on. Let battle commence.

"What darling?"

"Can I go with Dad when he has his haircut tommorow?"

Wow, wasn't expecting that.

"Of course you can, I didn't know Daddy was having his hair cut tommorow, how did you know?"

"When you were out with Aunty Carol last night, Uncle Raymond came round and Dad told him"

Fantastic, your Fathers brother, Uncle Ray, wonder what he wanted, probarly money as usual. Bloody sponger!

"What did they talk about, Daddy and Uncle Raymond?"

Now its my turn to ask the questions, bet they talked about, woman, football and horses!

"Dad talked about having his haircut and Uncle Raymond said that he wished he could go as well"

"Really?"

"Uncle Raymond talked about Football a lot and something about Horses"

Typical, bloody typical, I knew it, I bet he wanted to borrow some money so he could squander it on a damn horse again.

" And Daddy just spoke about his haircut?"

" Yes, he kept talking about it"

I'm proud of my husband, his brother is talking about gambling and bloody football and my lovely hubby is thinking about making himself look good for me.

"Well, of course you can go with Daddy, you could have your haircut as well"

He could do with a trim.

"No, I don't want my haircut, I want to go because of the big ice lollys"

"Sorry darling, I don't know what you mean"

" Well Dad said he likes having his hair cut because the lady that does it has massive jubblys!"

I'll kill that bastard!

"Eat you breakfast or you'll be late for school"