A Gentleman's Request

There are men around the world who eat their horses.
There are men around the world who eat their cats.
There are men within Tahiti
Who think spiders are quite meaty,
And there's gentlemen in Asia live off rats.
There are men around the world who won't eat pork chops.
There are men around the world who won't eat steak.
There are blokes in San Francisco
Who are boycotting Nabisco
And a Guru in Nepal who won't eat snake.
But there's one thing that all gentlemen agree on
There is one thing on which gourmets will concur
When dining on a creature
To enhance its subtle features
You must first cut off the pelt and shave its fur.
The taste of meat is ruined when it's furry
There is nothing worse than hair stuck in your teeth
So ladies we implore you
Though we dote and we adore you
For the sake of all that's holy shave your beef!