Salad Dodger

I'm not the Salad Dodger
I'm the Salad Dodger's son
And I'm only dodging salad
'Til the Salad Dodger's gone
I'm a salad dodger 'prentice
Learning salad dodger ways
Dodging salad through the night-time
Salad dodging through the days
If the Salad Dodger Master
Rates my salad dodging high
I'll be Salad Dodger next in line
When Salad Dodger dies
And I'll be the Salad Dodger
Not the Salad Dodger's son
So I'll keep on dodging salads
'Til the Salad Dodger's gone.