Haggis

In the moors and over the glen ,
running around are wee hairy men .

Their eyes are small and their ears stick out .
Lock your doors if you hear them about .

They only come out during the night
and if you see one "watch out they bite !"

At night they go and play with the sheep,
but during the day they go to sleep .

Their legs are white and their fur is brown.
You'll never see them cruising the town .

They like to rave and have a laugh ,
but what they hate is having a bath .

In January they go under cover
because of Burns night you'll discover .

In February you will see them once again.
Remember the Haggis , the wee Hairy Men .