I Don't Belong to Engerland (Euro 2012)

I don’t belong to Engerland
Can’t find it on the map
It’s not a place I want to be
I heard it’s full of crap

I don’t belong to Engerland
I didn’t buy the shirt
Its flag won’t fly across my door
To attract the local dirt

I don’t belong to Engerland
But hear the sing-a- long
Lined with foreign liquor
A jolly smashing song

I don’t belong to Engerland
Does it lie o’er yonder?
Is it anywhere near Waerles
Or Scoterland I wonder?

I don’t belong to Engerland
So I’m not going to roam
But I’ll stay and cheer on Angleterre
The Country I call home