I guessed your Yahoo Password

I typed in Portsmouth
the name of the football team whose replica shirt
your once wore at a funeral.
I was amazed when access
was denied.

I typed in LuaLua, your favourite player
if it had worked I'd have been so excited
I'd have backflipped through the glass
of the patio doors.

I typed in Denton -
your mother's maiden name
and then I tried Hilsea
the name of the village
where you were born.

I even tried Kournikova
whose poster you'd had above your bed
since I first knew you.
I couldn't believe my eyes when I found it
on your suitcase
on our honeymoon.

I just wanted to know the secret
that I was so sure you were keeping from me.
When I tried to confront you, you denied it
and took our trolley
to the checkout.

The last name I tried
was my own
and when the page opened
with every email I'd ever sent you
I opened up the BBCSport website
and for the first time hoped
that Portsmouth were winning.