Ransack

You stole Double Deckers from work
I saw you do it because I liked you
and I stole them too.
I once stuffed Cadbury's Creme Eggs
into my pockets
my trousers buldged

like hamster cheeks.
You sold the stolen car
for £500
and as the middle aged man
drove off with his adopted toddlers
black smoke came from the exhaust
like sausages left underneath the grill,

forgotten because Neighbours is on.
One day you just collapsed
as though your heart had stopped beating
or your suffered from a potentially fatal
peanut allergy
and said

"We have done wrong."
So we sent a box load of Double Deckers
to the shop
posted £500 through the man's letter box

and returned to Tunisia
and apologised to the owner of the hotel
for not paying for our mini bar.