Somehow the sea was always there to make you feel stupid

We have bought the campervan

the only thing left now is the running away.

The last customer to ever use the post office

before it closed down bought a stamp

and put it on a letter they never posted.

On my first day at primary school I drew

a picture of how a brain works

before I'd ever heard of a brain.

The Polar Bear Club go swimming in the sea

every Sunday morning and then they sing hymns

in the church with wet hair.

You have woken up worried for no reason

but don't worry. Think of all the people right now

who are in queues