Hammered Home

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The gate is great at Upton Park
for the Hammers are at home ,
they’re playing today in London ,
while the Queen sits on the throne .
A coin is tossed before the game ,
its decided to switch ends .
they’ve kicked off quick ,
with a little flick through
as the Hammers sends a cross and a one two ,
no more to do ,
West Hams ahead .
Hear them shout ,
shut them out ,
after ninety minutes have been played .
The final whistle ,
it’s all over ,
the Isle of dogs all bark .
Ones as good as four or more
for all the lads in Upton Park .

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By Paul McCann