And Whatnot

"Hiya"
she said.
"I was talking to my friend Jane
and found something interesting out".

"Oh yeah?"
I replied,
not breaking my gaze
from the screen.

"It seems she has taken
a liking to your friend David
that works at the Co-op,

even having a few
sex dreams
starring him".

Blimey
I thought,
it must be all those rippling muscles.