PROOFREEDER

i used to think my speling
and my grammer were profownd
my werk is full of errers now
my judgmint is unsound

they say too heads are beter
then the mind of ownlee one
so i axed for asistence
just to get sum writting dun

i called an inglish major
not the army tipe, i mien
i'm takling 'bout a persen
who can reed the lines bettween

and kapture all the trappings
that my pour mind faled to see
and make the hole thing prefect
at ferst oportunitty

i think its werth the monie
fore i want to get things write
i canot let this goe to press
with enny oversite

for every werd miswriten
is another minite lost
another paige all crumpled
in the ol' wastebaskit tost

but now i'm finaly finnished
and i don't feel like a jerk
for my dootiful proofreeder
has corected all my werk