STROKE OF GENIUS

By moonphish

Sat, 07 Sep 2013

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4 comments

no, i've never had a girlfriend

but it's not because i'm gay

i've just embraced a single life

and wanted it that way

for having my own children

would upset the apple cart

but felt my genes should carry on

because i am so smart

so i sought out the sort of place

where i could donate sperm

and pass my special chromosomes

to bring my goods to term

i filled out many lengthy forms

and conquered every test

with no doubt whatsoever

that my product would be best

my issue would make babies

with an IQ through the roof

eliminating worries

that the child would be a goof

i went there fairly often

my equipment was unfurled

i'd fill another vial

to bring some smarts into this world

i became the new best seller

for i'd boldly demonstrate

i was the go-to person

when one wished to procreate

yes, i'm blowing my own horn here

and i blow it good and loud

a wondrous stroke of genius

and i couldn't be more proud

Comments

;-)Thanks for making me smile

Permalink Submitted by Silver Spun Sand on Sat, 2013-09-07 17:54

;-)Thanks for making me smile, alvin. Priceless;-)

Tina

you've take a thorny issue in

Permalink Submitted by celticman on Sun, 2013-09-08 20:02

you've take a thorny issue in hand and made it your own.

thanks Tina....happy to

Permalink Submitted by moonphish on Mon, 2013-09-09 01:46

thanks Tina....happy to produce smiles :) - alvin

thanks celticman...so to