Career path

"Mind if I sit here?"

"No."

"Are you agency?"

"Yeah. Are you?"

"Yeah. What you gonna do when this finishes?"

"I've been doing loads of overtime. I'm gonna buy a Subaru Impreza. I have to get it now, cos my girlfriend's pregnant. I won't be able to afford it if I wait. I knocked her up so we'd get a flat and get out of her old lady's.

When I've got that, I'm gonna go window-cleaning with my mate for a bit. He reckons we can make easy four hundred a week and the tax man won't see fuck all of it.

If not, I've got a mate who's doing knocked-off phones. Top phones, iPhone 4 and that. Chips 'em up and gives 'em a new ID. Making shed-loads, he is.

Another mate's out in the Greek Islands doing timeshares. He's minted. He doesn't bother coming here anymore - all that sun. He goes out to the Canaries in winter. Hard fucking life. Only thing is I've knocked my girlfriend up. Might still go though - all them birds, eh?

What are you gonna do?"

"I don't know."