The Ballad Of Jeremy Clarkson

I like driving in my car
Over the hill and oh so far
Belching fumes mile after mile
Revving hard 'cos that's my style

I should really act my age
But like a Hamster in a cage
I'm confined by my male ego
To wear jeans that are too narrow

You can see us every day
On the telly come what May
Three grown men just like boy racers
Putting sports cars through their paces

Things automotive are my hobby
And defying the Green lobby
There's no need to save the planet
Motoring can't doom us can it ?