Larry and Mick Avoid a Potato-Related Incident

 

"Don't ever put your eggs in a plastic bag... and swing it round your head!" said Larry.

 

"Pardon?" said Mick.

 

"It's a song I'm writing for the festival."

 

"The one with the pigs?"

 

"And the potato throwing competition."

 

"Oh Cornish corporate cricketers!"

 

"What is it, friend Mick?"

 

"I forgot me King Edwards!"

 

"The festival's next month."

 

"Is it?"

 

"Yes."

 

"Phew."