Larry and Mick Have a 'Night Out'

"There's a Psychic Night tonight at the pub," said Larry.

"How do you know?" said Mick.

Larry went cross-eyed.

"Oh," said Mick. "I see."

"No," said Larry. "I've got an ant on my nose." - he brushed off the ant and got a leaflet out of his back pocket:

SIDE-KICK NIGHT AT THE OLD STUMP

"Sorry, I mis-read," said Larry.

Larry and Mick went out dressed as Robin and Robin.

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