Pale Rake Sale

She needed a new rake, so she went to B&Q.

 

"What colour?" said the sales assistant.

 

"Pink please."

 

"Sorry, we're all out of pink, but we do have a sale on these ones."

 

"Too pale."

 

"A red one then?"

 

"It'll have to do."

 

She paid at the till.

 

It was more money than she wanted to spend, but at least she now had a new rake.