Pause
By pepsoid
Thu, 19 Dec 2013
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"Hello dog!" said Larry at the incoming Labradoodle, whilst smiling and projecting nervous psychic waves in the direction of said canine, intended to forestall the application of big muddy paws upon his person.
"Pardon?" said Mick.
"Nothing," said Larry, who was by this point pinned to the ground and suffering a big wet furry tongue upon his face.
"By the way, I don't have paws," said Mick.
I must improve my psychic skills - thought Larry.
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