SEQ 1-3
By pepsoid
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SEQ 1
A: Andy Serkis.
B: No!
A: Why?
B: Parisian dust mites!
A: You fool!
B: I'm not in love with Andy Serkis!
A: You're in love with a concrete bell boy!
B: Nobody knows that.
A: Have you seen Woman's Own?
B: Have you?
A: Quote - I'm in love with a concrete bell boy - unquote.
B: Damn you!
A: Parisian dust mites!
B: Don't throw that back at me!
A: Rancid.
B: What?
A: Bacon.
B: When?
A: Yesterday.
B: And?
A: Let me check...
B: Calendar.
A: Thanks.
B: So?
A: I forgot to write it down, dammit!
B: Doesn't matter.
A: Why?
B: Forgot.
A: Parisian dust mites!
B: Chumbawamba!
A: (slug)
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SEQ 2
C: Here.
D: No.
C: Where?
D: There.
C: Okay.
D: So...
C: Why?
D: Thinking...
C: Bored.
D: Patience!
C: Can't.
D: Explain.
C: Busy.
D: No.
C: Yes.
D: Talking?
C: Being.
D: Guru?
C: Gardener.
D: Great.
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SEQ 3
E: Mouse.
F: Cat.
E: Mouse?
F: Hat!
E: Where?
F: There!
E: Hair?
F: Fair.
E: Wait!
F: What?
E: Dog!
F: Bark?
E: Yap!
F: Tap.
E: What?
F: Bone.
E: Phone!
F: Why?
E: Roan.
F: Cross?
E: Wolf!
F: Run!
E: Gone!
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Pepsoid, I do not want to
Pepsoid, I do not want to fritter my time reading other writers work, I would be better occupied creating my own. And yet yours has an irresistible grip! Elsie
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