Crazy Liza

So you call me crazy Liza
OK
Then I'll be as mad as cheese
for you
Emmental!
With crackers.
Knickers, knockers and your knackers.
Handstands.
Jumping -
Oi! Oi! Oi!
And when I sigh and cry,
Make me tea,
Remind me.
Tuck me in,
Dress me up -
Get the hair clips out,
And the dancing shoes,
So make me jump and dance!
Lock up your brothers!
I'm a crazy ....so and so