Funny quotes
By pkroutray
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FUNNY QUOTES
P K Routray
The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
In-laws are intruders but outlaws are invited with applause.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers at any moment.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well in the society to which you belong.
Archeologist is someone whose career lies in ruins.
An archaeologist is the best husband aa a woman imagines.
As she gets older,
Out of professional practice the more interested her husband becomes in her.
There are two kinds of people who don't say much:
those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry ?
Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive as it may create epics
One nice thing about an egotist:
He does not talk about other people even a bit.
There was a man who said,
"I never knew what happiness was until I got married.
Then I was searching the way how to get,
and then it was too late.”
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves at each moment.
After marriage, the 'Y' in the word “yearns” becomes silent.
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