Mr and Mrs Nose

One day, Mr and Mrs Nose thought about going for a stroll in the park and went to the local park carrying a picnic basket. They laid a blanket down and set the picnic out on it. Out came a fresh batch of hand-picked, juicy strawberries, some pork pies and a couple of enormous blocks of blue, stinky cheese.

First, Mrs Nose thought she might try a strawberry or two and she grabbed half a dozen of them and sniffed them. It was a deep sniff, inhaling the sweet, juicy fumes of them. Then she popped all of them into her mouth, chewed them and swallowed them. Next, Mr Nose grabbed one of the large blocks of stinky cheese and took a bite. He sniffed it, then shoved the rest of it into his mouth. He looked to see if there was any more in the basket, but as he was looking in the basket, he saw an army of ants stealing tiny bits of the leftovers. Obviously, because he’s a nose, he couldn’t try to grab the cheese, so he tried to squish the ants with his face. It worked, all except for one ant, who sneakily ran off with the rest.

He inhaled the cheese with his eyes and chewed it, until he swallowed. Finally, Mr and Mrs Nose both reached out for the case of pork pies and did their own version of tug ‘o’ war. They all went flying everywhere, but luckily half went in Mr Nose’s mouth and half in Mrs Nose’s mouth, so everything was fair and square.

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