People Who Like Meg Ryan

They're the people who shop in the Bear-Factory
And cry with Oprah.
They're the people who buy huge Valentines
In pink.
They're the people who laugh at 'Love Is'
And read Mills and Boon.
They're the people who sing along to Daniel O'Donnel
And send him jumpers
They're the people who buy moonscapes
And wear chiffon.
They're the people who drink Babycham
And eat nougat
People who like Meg Ryan
Tend to make me vomit.