Guys

Why are the really nice, perfect, cat lovers, shopping addicts,
artistic, gorgeous, that have a great sense of style, that spend more
than 2 minutes getting ready, that can understand women sometimes
better then women can, that always have a nice word and aren't hateful
to anyone, clean, completely hygienic, intelligent, intelluctual, out
for a good time(that doesn't involve sex), that love to party, are
funny, and are just overall great type of guys

always gay?