A Brief Account of My Life

I was born in an excellent hospital in Ashland, Oregon, really rather a model city even then to Eric Lawlor Nelson and Cecelia Rose Howard, that is  to the respectable English Teacher and the Doctor or equivalent Nurse Practitioner license(she has full Doctor rights and has had am amazing medical career due to an Oregon law; and to Dr. David Jones who successfully sheperded me into life uncircumcised and who stopped the vaccines early as he perceived they were damaging me. (stopping point; this is as much energy as I have for now, thanks..

You must understand that in relating all this, I am telling you some information and necessarily not every single detail, for mine was a very favored and privileged childhood from conception and became even more so as I proved to have actual scientific and even perhaps political gifts. At 16 I won an essay contest on 'why it was still important to vote,' but on by the local city council and this was a blessed win with a cash prize being the least of that; and then I was hired on as a newspaper reporter not by the school paper by our modern and impressive city newspaper 'The Herald and News.'

But those are what Bruce Springsteen call 'glory days.' It began earlier with Grandma Dorothy in her later years, and the kind way of teaching a pudgy blonde child with a lust for sweets and something a little different about me. But strangely I was very young when I had the occasion to meet many great and famous people; I was quite young when I was honored to meet Ronald Reagan, an experience I had quite purged from my memory somehow, and it's shame for that was the bright America of our youths. But I can tell you that I met him at the Lava Beds National Monument in California near Captain Jack's Stronghold; and that I'm excited to see the new Reagan Movie at our wonderful Medford, Oregon Tinseltown Movie Theater I like to frequent with my nurses drinking wine or twisted tea and basking in the wonder of Cinema.