Oh Lord, It's too Depressin'

To get to the point, this is my auto-biography for 12/27/04. Now I
could start with "I am drunk" and you would judge me. Or I could start
all witty and intelligent and you'd think I was pretty cool. Well I
don't give a #$%^ what you think of me so I'll just deliver my
point.
I been real engrossed by music lately. It's stolen my soul away from
me but it's also been an excellent antidepressant. You know, no drug
can necessarily uplift your soul but musick can; it truly fuckin can.
You know, and all different kinds of music can uplift you in different
ways. Classical makes you all thoughtful and focused; Jazz makes you
chill; grunge makes you heartfelt, real; Country makes you rugged; You
see, the music can really make the man, or woman.
Cause actually, though I ain't much inclined toward feminist causes, I
been thinking kinda feminist. I seen all these magazines in the
7-eleven and the women are all practically naked. Now, there ain't no
way those women are chillin half naked, their crotch all half exposed.
And it portrays it like that's their natural fuckin pose. Well, it is
their fuckin pose but that ain't their livin pose and women aren't sex
objects.
I'm an honest man and I'm sayin this, women are not sex objects;
they're human beings, too. Now I believe that men will naturally be
dominant. No one will ever honestly question that. Any attempt to do so
is really an attempt to #$%^ poor men over in favor of the ruling
classes.
And we all know what I think of the ruling classes; they ain't rulin
all that well.