THE SCRAMBLED TIMES

THE SCRAMBLED TIMES

since 1990, available wherever America is sold
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NATION OF MLK, PAUL REVERE,
and ABE LINCOLN LAUNCHES WAR AGAINST TERROR,
FOR CHEAP S.U.V.s

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"LEADER OF FREE WORLD" HOUNDED OVER BLOW JOB

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PRINCE HARRY WEARS SWASTIKA;
GERMANY OUTSTRIPS ALLIES
IN COMPASSION AND HUMANITY

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MADONNA UNHIPLY ADOPTS AFRICAN BABY;
also, continent rife with poverty, hiv, colonial aftermath

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SCANDAL!!! CONG. DENNIS "fag" FOLEY E-SEXES UP PAGES;
anti-war dissidents persecuted,
millions of darkies left to rot in New Orleans, prison

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DEEPOCKETS CHOPRA TEACHES HOW TO ATTAIN
YOGIC WISDOM WHILE GETTING RICH QUICK

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FLAG BURNING DECLARED ILLEGAL;
COMBUSTION OF ALLEGED
"BILL OF RIGHTS" ENCOURAGED

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