The Slacker Extraordinaire

He can be seen meditating on "Waterlilies" at the Portland Art
Museum, jogging in the morning hours, tripping with the hippies at the
Saturday Market, sleeping on various stoner sofas, face covered by
flaxen locks, occasionally partaking of a peach, juice bathing his
neck, perusing Dante at Powell's, or collecting his check at the Social
Security Office.