A ditty on divorce and A toast to amicable break ups

A Ditty on Divorce:

Shall I name several instances of betrayal
Or quote well-meaning advice?
No I'll go forth in anger
And dream of squeezing his genitals in a vice.

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A Toast To Amicable Break Ups

Cheers!
Thanks for all those good times.
But I've found a new improved shag.
She's got good hair, perfectly manicured
And has never had need to nag!

Up yours!
You said I gave head like no other!
So much for keeping pillow-talk sacred.
But then what do I care now that you're gone,
I've got super hunk mark two and he's loaded.

You've changed.
Money was never important before.

Yes well¦
I didn't think size mattered either!

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