Excuses

By shades

Thu, 27 Jun 2013

I’ve got tennis elbow,
Yuppie flu,
Butchers warts,
I’ve got those too.
Housemaids knee
And welders eye.
Jogger’s ankles,
Wrestlers thigh.

I have drivers back.
Musicians ear.
Computer wizard’s eyes
I fear.
Mechanics knuckles.
Boxers nose,
Soldiers heal
I’ve two of those.

I’ve got trigger finger,
Tailors seat,
Texters thumb,
And two flat feet.
I’ll survive
It’s safe to say
But I won’t be coming in
Today.

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