The Little House In The Woods

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The little house in the woods
Was yellow, green and brown
It boasted only four framed windows
But each went easily up and down.

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The little house in the woods
Had a teeny tiny kitchen
Only two people could fit in it
If they were chin to chin!

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The little house in the woods
Was built under an oak
So many acorns always fell
The squirrels all made it a joke.

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The little house in the woods
Needed two coats of paint
Every time the owner noticed
She said she felt quite faint.

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The little house in the woods
Stood far from the prairie
There was, however, a river nearby
In which flowed water to carry.

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The little house in the woods
Had such a tiny bathroom
That whenever a person had to go
They'd first have to take out the broom.

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The little house in the woods
Looked pretty in the moonlight
Many creatures would gather to exclaim:
"Too bad such a house has no name!

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The little house in the woods
Was home to several boys
One game after the other they played
And made a joyful noise.

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The little house in the woods
Was surrounded by red roses
When one of the boys trampled one
The owner would yell "Holy Moses!

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The little house in the woods
Braved strong winds and rain
First it lost a roof tile,
Then a window pane.

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A lark looked in the window
Of the little house in the woods
The boys were jumping on the bed
Some had brown hair, some had red.

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The little house in the woods'
Front door was painted blue
The same blue as that in the sky
But please don't ask me why!

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A gecko clung to the porch post
Of the little house in the woods
Its green little body had 4 wee feet
And after much climbing, the feet were beat.

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Red roses climb the little house walls
Some on the southside, some on the north
Others to the east, a few to the west
Seems the last ones thrive the best.

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The little house in the woods
Found itself up for sale
The owner died
The boys grew up
Thus ends our little house tale.