What Did Jose Say?

What did Jose say
About the little bed?
What Jose said
About the little bed
Was thanks, but he'd sleep
In a hammock instead.

What did Jose say
About all that hay?
What Jose said
About all that hay
Was that now on the way
Were 12 that neigh.

What did Jose say
About his neighbor Ted?
What Jose said
About his neighbor Ted
Was that what lay ahead
Was a nice bald head!

What did Jose say
About the new redhead?
What Jose said
About the new redhead
Was that the lovely lass
Must be country- or city-bred.

What did Jose say
About the gross quadruped?
What Jose said
About the gross quadruped
Was that it would stagger some
And then drop dead.

What did Jose say
About the rude bonehead?
What Jose said
About the rude bonehead
Would perhaps be better
Simply left unsaid.