Out With a Bang

The last day at school, and stuck in biology class, the last quiz. They had covered evolution months before (all of which Renee had slept through) and since the reverential regents was coming up, the teacher decided to give out a little quiz for review.

Ten minutes later the three girls stood up in sync and handed in their papers. Everyone else was still nonchalantly searching for the answers.

Demi leaned over and whispered in Renee's ear, "What did you get for number six?"

"Fossilized testicles."

"No, seriously."

"I told you. Watch, in a couple more minutes he's going to call me up."

And sure enough, the proffesor cleared his throat and beckoned Renee to the front, asking her questions as if he were a psychiatrist. They spoke in low and hushed voices, but students near the front desk could hear the threatening messages.

"So?" eagerly questioned Demi.

"He's going to call my parents and talk to them about how perverted I am. As if they didn't know already. Here's my paper if you want to see it."

"And alas, your year goes out with a bang."

Name: Renee Verte
Date: June 15th
Evolution

1. ______is a change in species over time: sex

2. Before his 5 year voyage on the _______, Darwin believed in creationism: scrotum

3. Darwin conducted much research at: the Red Light District

4. Darwin's theory of evolution states: my dick was cut off

5. Darwin's studies included _________, who had a common ancestor, but evolved entirely different: clitorises

6. Darwin predicted that we'd find _________to show immediate stages in the fossil record: fossilized testicles

7. Using relative dating methods, fossils found deeper in the ground are considered to be: horny.

8. An example of divergent evolution is: I fucked your mom last night

9. Examples of vestigial structures are: your penis and my vagina

10. Our closest relative in the animal kingdom is the __________, whose DNA is 97-99% the same as ours: transvestite