Ode to a Messy Child

Armed with black bags, I entered your room

complete with polish, duster and broom

I had no clue as to where to start

The state of this room is straight off the chart

Clothing mountains and shoes galore

Books in the wardrobe and cups on the floor

Dirty dishes and heap of old cans

I rolled up my sleeves and put gloves on my hands

The dust under the bed threatened to choke

How long has that dvd player been broke ?!

Sick of the crap I fall to my knees

I begged you to help me, even said please

But you left with your mates and laughed at my plight

I dont think you'll be smiling when you get home tonight

For Im tired of cleaning, I hate all the mess

I dont want the worry, nor all the stress

So EVERYTHING has gone in the bin

Im sure you wont mind delving right in

to retrieve all your clothes, your cds and stuff

I really did have enough !!

So go on in whilst I take a bow

Just look how tidy your bedroom is now !!!