GIRL-POWER CUT.

GIRL POWER CUT.
snk

I love the way you fold my shirts.
The way you make the bed.
You even have a talent -
for baking home-made bread!
Your ability to vacuum -
whilst dusting all in sight.
I lift my legs in unison -
to help you in your plight.
My world revolves around you.
Two thousand rev's or more.
We share the same spin cycle.
You've seen my pants before.
The toilet does not phase you.
You disinfect and scour.
The skids I'd left upon it,
just a victim of girl-power!
Reclining in my armchair.
Declining your request.
I'm not designed for cleaning.
Women do it best.
It's all to do with hormones.
Moan, moan, fuckin' moan.
She's contacting her mother,
'He's a shit - I'm coming home!'
I sit in stony silence -
as darkness fills my view.
My stomach starts to rumble.
I know what I must do.
I'll phone and make things better.
I'm lost without my spice.
Delivered within minutes,
Chicken Vindaloo and rice.

snk.