I'm Not Gay.

I'M NOT GAY.
sneak

There's nothing gay about me?
I just want to look my best.
I like to wear tight T-shirts -
that hug my pigeon chest.
It doesn't mean I'm 'turning'
if I wash my auburn hair!
The fact that I condition -
is neither here nor there!
I also like to moisturise -
my freshly shaven face.
A touch of spot concealer -
is seldom out of place.
My rosy skin complexion -
makes other peoples crawl.
There's nothing gay about me.
Absolutely bugger all!
I often trim my forest.
It looks bigger when its neat.
You have to be prepared.
You never know who you could meet.
I'm a fan of Donna Summer,
Miss Minogue and Doris Day.
I'm very good at dancing.
But that doesn't mean I'm gay!
I really love my Mother.
I keep my home and garden clean.
With the evidence before me,
? I see exactly what you mean.