JUDGE DREAD.

JUDGE DREAD.
Sneak

Her ass chewed a G-string -
that cut her in two.
She danced to distraction.
She turned the air blue.
I caught my reflection.
My neon despair.
Feeling my age -
and losing my hair.
I drew a deep breath -
and drew up a plan.
Striking a blow -
for Neanderthal man.
Spiking her drink -
to get a quick shag.
I'll blame the hard drugs -
and soft porno mags.
They'll understand -
when I'm called up to trial.
I'll wear a nice suit -
with complete lack of style.
I'll lie through my teeth.
And bite on my tongue.
I'll smile for the judge.
I'll prove them all wrong.
A senile old man -
with outdated views.
I'm as guilty as sin.
There's no way I can lose.
Great British justice.
Protectors of crime.
My victim abandoned -
will serve a lifetime.

Sneak Technique.