Urinal Eyes.

URINAL EYES.
sneak

White tiles on cracked horizons.
Urinal eyes can't meet.
Our aim is strong and true,
yet still we splash our feet.
Silence adds to pressure.
Nothing seems to flow.
Huddled close together,
in a golden hazy glow.
Uncomfortable surroundings -
only multiply the pain.
The stench of disinfectant -
renders nothing but distain.
Who can last the longest?
Pissing without hands!
Furtively comparing -
other pissing glands.
Sad attention cravers -
exhibit what they've got.
I try to hide the fact -
that I haven't got a lot.
The joy of public toilets.
No Ladies here tonight.
Just gentlemen with grudges -
under stark electric light.
Bleeding hearts in cubicles.
Sex and thugs on tap.
I went spend to a penny,
but couldn't give a crap.

Don't look in to urinal eyes.
Don't whistle, speak or cough.
Just do your bladder business -
and quietly piss off!