URINAL MAJESTY.

URINAL MAJESTY.
sneak

My queen mother memories.
Hormone replacement grin.
Teeth the colour of urine.
A double vodka and chin.
Wasting tax payers money -
on horses, hats and jewels.
One hundred and one damnation's.
The monarchy of fools.
A ballroom blitz survivor.
A trouper for the cause.
London lay in ruins -
outside her guarded doors.
A photo opportunity -
that saved the monarchy?
Five minutes with the commoners.
Home in time for tea.
For home is where the throne is,
and where our money lies.
Lead us into emptiness,
forever Princess Di's.
Forever and a moment.
Reject the jubilee.
A royal golden shower.
My urinal majesty.
A new mutha to the nation.
Bred to take the piss.
A walking-frame ambassador,
who's face I would not miss.

To all the single parents.
From the battered to the blue.
True Mothers to the nation.
It's you I look up to.

sneak